Matthew Perry is on his Way to Bangor, Maine

Matthew "King of the Road" Perry is performing somewhere in the West End of London, wherever that is, when he suddenly realized he left his hobo bindle on the Red Ball Express after he hopped a midnight freighter for his recent trip to Chadron, Nebraska while looking for work. Cryptically all he would say was; "Remember, I ain't got no cigarettes, but two hours of pushing broom buys an 8 x 12 four bit room."  Actors are always so weird.