STUPID HEADLINES 021818
it is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY |
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Spain cracks secret code on King Ferdinand's mysterious 500-year-old military letters – “We are surrounded by overwhelming forces, send Hel…”
Trump says he 'looks forward' to speaking at CPAC – Why would he speak at a anti-snoring breathing device?
Pastor insists nothing happened with bound naked man in car – I think having a bound naked man in the car is enough, does anything else have to happen?
Arizona woman goes to bed with 'pounding' headache, wakes up with British accent – I’ve heard that sometimes it happens the other way around.
Why are Olympic medalists celebrating with stuffed animals? – Because the real things won’t hold still!
Passenger's cigarette break causes massive airport delays – What? They couldn’t wait five minutes?
Pakistani students rally against Valentine's Day – We do that in the USA, it’s called “not sending a card!”
Amazon sex toys mystery: Unsolicited parcels sent to strangers – That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Elk dies after jumping into low flying research helicopter – Researchers report, “Elk can jump really friggin high!”
Pilot forced to make emergency landing after fight breaks out over farting passenger – A rare emergency landing because a plane had too much gas.
AND FROM FLORIDA:
Florida woman claims mayor wanted sex in exchange for speed bumps – At my age; is there a difference?
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK:
world's worst attempted robbery – I love a good robbery screw-up story and this is as good as it gets!
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